It's not easy being La Presidente and an icon, you have no privacy, your enemies are constantly bothering you with their attacks, there's the constant bickering amongst foreign powers on over who gets the best deals from you.... And to think I'm only doing this to bring back pure feminism. It's a good thing I'm an emo or a LOT of people would be dead by now.
Because really, if you're a feminist you should oppose abuse towads women. ALL kinds of abuse, fictional or real, you can't just claim you object real abuse and then support a fictional abusive relationship. YOU SHOULD HATE BOTH! (sighs) Whatever, I guess I'll have to deal with those "Impure feminists" myself.
Anyway vote for me or else.